Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:03:09 GMT

Let me bite down on it

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:41:48 GMT

Should I get a haircut or should I keep growing it
I don't know why it was poofy

I kind of want it long again but not like Pocahontas

XOXO

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:35:26 GMT

Whatever

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:00:20 GMT

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:52:58 GMT

You get a phone call from your Mother. Since her car has been in the shop, she asks you to go to the grocery store and pick up a few odds and ends for her. Bread, milk, cereal, and chicken breasts.After writing down a small list you reluctantly get in the car and pick up the items at the store.

The lady cashier makes an odd remark to you, "You know, we're in no danger of a milk shortage." Upon arriving at her house you knock several times. No answer. You decide to try the door. It opens. You place the grocery bag on the counter. Strange. There seems to be six other grocery bags, each with identical contents. In a couple, the chicken and the milk has gone bad. "Mom," you call out, but no answer.

You make your way through the kitchen and into the living room. Sitting on the couch, with her head cut off and neatly resting on her lap, is your Mother.Naturally you call the police who come over to investigate. They mention that she has been dead for nearly a week. Furthermore, the police psychiatrist is at the scene and talks to you after you give your initial statement.

Sitting on the front steps, you overhear the psychiatrist talking with the crime scene investigator. "It's not uncommon for people suffering from schizophrenia to get locked into a series of repetitive behaviors," he says.You think to yourself, "They can't be talking about me. Schizophrenia? Nah. Repetitive behavior? Do they think I did this?"

Suddenly your cell phone goes off. "Hello?""Hi hun, it's me. Could you stop at the store and pick up some chicken and milk. Ohh, and I need some bread and cereal too.""No problem Mom. I'll be right over..."

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One school day, a boy named Tom was sitting in class and doing math. It was six more minutes until after school. As he was doing his homework, something caught his eye.

His desk was next to the window, and he turned and looked to the grass outside. It looked like a picture. When school was over, he ran to the spot where he saw it. He ran fast so that no one else could grab it.

He picked it up and smiled. It had a picture of the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She had a dress with tights on and red shoes, and her hand was formed into a peace sign.

She was so beautiful he wanted to meet her, so he ran all over the school and asked everyone if they knew her or have ever seen her before. But everyone he asked said "no." He was devastated.

When he was home, he asked his older sister if she knew the girl, but unfortunately she also said "no." It was very late, so Tom walked up the stairs, placed the picture on his bedside table and went to sleep.

In the middle of the night Tom was awakened by a tap on his window. It was like a nail tapping. He got scared. After the tapping he heard a giggle. He saw a shadow near his window, so he got out of his bed, walked toward his window, opened it up and followed the giggling. By the time he reached it, it was gone.

The next day again he asked his neighbors if they knew her. Everybody said, "Sorry, no." When his mother came home he even asked her if she knew her. She said "no." He went to his room, placed the picture on his desk and fell asleep.

Once again he was awakened by a tapping. He took the picture and followed the giggling. He walked across the road, when suddenly he got hit by a car. He was dead with the picture in his hand.

The driver got out of the car and tried to help him, but it was too late. Suddenly he saw the picture and picked it up.

He saw a cute girl holding up three fingers.

doing this for gus bc he loves childhood video gifs apparently

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:56:01 GMT

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:37:04 GMT

Hey remember distinctview

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:52:28 GMT

popcahontos: him and soofyan 2gether
popcahontos: o lawd
popcahontos: O LAWD
popcahontos: IN DA SHEETS

Several attempts

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 07:18:05 GMT

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:59:32 GMT

Fuck you, MTV

The Dark Knight and Slumdog Millionaire were SO much better

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Sat, 30 May 2009 13:00:19 GMT

sori no spyk englis

XOXO

Whatever

doing this for gus bc he loves childhood video gifs apparently

Several attempts

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